Wednesday, 6 June 2012

>0008< Wandering

It's all I ever do.
Except when I'm running.

Why have I not found a weapon yet?
I've been roaming the Darkness for long enough.

I'm 5 years old and I've yet to find even a knife.
What madness is this?

I want to fight back!

EDIT
< Can someone ask Violet to think about weapons?
< Lots and lots of weapons?

34 comments:

  1. When you say five years old, you don't mean literally like five years old, do you?

    If so, you have REALLY good grammar for a five year old, okay.

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    1. I have existed since early 2007.
      I am 5 years old.

      Violet has >
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    2. > ?
      < > ^ > > < V

      I feel like this is a game of DDR.

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    3. It could be game.
      Being played on me.

      Violet is useless.

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    4. Well, that's harsh. Is she even aware that you're there? Or posting here? Or any of that jazz.

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    5. She is not aware of me.
      Or my posts.

      But she still never dreams of anything that won't get me killed.

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    6. So she's not useless, just helpless and ignorant for the time being.

      It's not like she controls what she dreams, eh? I know I cant.

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    7. Actually, she can.
      It is simple.

      You see, she >
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    8. I have lucid dreams a lot, and can control most of mine. I don't know any trick for it, though, it just happened over time.

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    9. There is a difference between lucid dreams and entering the >
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    10. Caret, do me a favor and hit Greater Than every time they censor you. Or something. How can we help if they're just all censoring it up in here?!

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    11. I'll hit her the next time I see her.
      For now, let's shout random words to see what gets censored.

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      Echo!

      Crucible!
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    12. So I can say its name and I can mention that hell but I can't say >

      This is the worst kind of censorship.
      Random and pointless.

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    13. So now down to business. You're like stuck in her dreams or something? In her dreams is the ">"-censored-stuff-you-can't-say-blah?

      So should we just be like YELLING AT VIOLET TO DREAM GOOD THINGS? What can we do?

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    14. I'm not in her dreams.
      But I suppose that is close enough.

      > likes to censor stuff pointlessly.

      And yes.
      Tell Violet to dream of useless things.
      Instead of monsters.

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    15. What would you prefer? I could suggest fluffy bunnies or an epic adventure with the Doctor in is TARDIS or an epic journey with Inspector Spacetime in his DARSIT or?

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    16. How about a sword?
      Or a gun?

      Or something that can kill this thing.

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    17. I could suggest a sonic screwdriver or optic pocketknife?! Killing things isn't kosher.

      Also, can you get past the censor if you do silly typing errors l i k e t y p i n g l i k e t h i s or typ1ng l13k 7h15???

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    18. Does it matter if I kill the Denizens?
      They are trying to kill me, after all.

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    19. That's not how the Doctor or Inspector Spacetime would roll, yo. Don't let them catch you ridin' dirty, man.

      And I guess that didn't work?

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    20. To be honest, those kinds of things are pointless to me.
      The references make me dislike you, but I need all the help I can get.

      And, no, it didn't work because she isn't an idiot.

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    21. Yeah, well, you know... That's just like, uhh, your opinion, man.

      Well, she was also the one you said censored random words pointlessly. At least I'm trying to help? Also, what was significant about echo and crucible, or were those just random words?

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    22. I told her to dream of weapons. I actually quoted what < said. When you were saying random words, did Echo or Crucible mean anything, or were they truly random?

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    23. The Echo is the enemy.
      It stalks the >

      The Crucible is a place I keep returning to.
      It is hell.

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    24. Is the Echo the thing you're fighting?

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    25. It is what is chasing me.
      It is not a natural Denizen.

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  2. Did you make that edit, ^?

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    1. No.
      < did.

      She has been quiet so far.
      I think she's tired of my complaining.

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    2. Is < in the Dark with you?

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    3. I am not in the Darkness.
      I am in the >

      < is in a different part of the >
      She is with >.

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